NASA Mattress
I'm imagining this song could be used in like a mattress commercial... "Can't get enough sleep? Well, take a rest outta this world on our new mattress invented by NASA!!" An ecstatic sales person would explain. "Me?" The cautious customer asked, than sat, and laid down upon the mattress, closed his eyes...and...and...the mattress flew up into space. He wondered if he was dreaming, only to be awoken suddenly, back in the store with a worried crowd full of reporters holding cameras, and family surrounding him, and asking him how he felt. "Wonderful, why?!" He stammered, as the crowd cheered. The sales person appeared. "You fell asleep and would not awaken, so we rushed you to the hospital. When it made national news, NASA was summoned and discovered that unless you, the sleeper, got 8+ hours of sleep on the NASA mattress, you would be in a coma like state forever. It was all just a theory of course, but we had nothing to lose. We rushed you back to the store, only to find out the mattress had been removed because of a recall. NASA wasn't aware that it had been released to the public, and apparently the 1 mattress you tried was the one that slipped onto the market." "So how did I wake up?" The customer asked curiously. The sales person took a deep breath and said, "After several months, while you were in a vegetative state, NASA revealed and released their finished product. It is essentially the same mattress you tried, but the user can control the amount of hours he or she ...
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